HMBOSIS
Extended Canon

The Church of the Holy Himbo™

The comedic ceremonial extension of HMBOSIS

Developed later as a ceremonial and brand extension. It belongs in the extended canon rather than the serious philosophical core. It is also reachable at himbo.church, because of course it is.

Central Blessing

Blessed be the gains,
for they know no thoughts.

The Three Sacred Tenets

Dumb Is Holy

Not ignorance. Not recklessness. The holy freedom of refusing to overcomplicate what can be approached with sincerity, curiosity, and a decent snack.

Hot Is Righteous

Hotness is not limited to appearance. It is confidence, embodiment, effort, presence, kindness, and being comfortable enough in yourself to help somebody else shine.

Nice Is Mandatory

Strength without kindness is disqualifying. Being attractive, powerful, admired, or accomplished does not excuse cruelty. The Himbo may be confused. The Himbo may not be mean.

Liturgical Response

Leader: Blessed be the gains.
Congregation: For they know no thoughts.

Informal Benediction

May your lifts be heavy,
your thoughts be light,
your heart be soft,
and your next decision be good enough.

Go in strength, simplicity, and momentum.