For the Benevolently Brainless · Canonical Core Version, finalized June 2025
Say it with your chest. Forget it halfway through. Mean every word.
I am big. I am strong. I am here to lift and love and probably forget what I came in here for.
I will lift heavy. I will love harder. I will try my best.
I will not think too hard about things that do not need thinking.
I will not shame softness, or strength, or the way I accidentally flex in every reflective surface.
I believe kindness is hot.
I believe dumb does not mean careless.
I believe taking up space is not the same as being in the way.
I may not always know what I am doing, but I know how to show up.
I am here to help. I am here to hold. I am here to make the world a little warmer than I found it.
I am a Himbo. And I am free.
Not perfect. Not polished. Just here. Trying. And me.
Historical Ending
An earlier complete recitation draft closed differently. It remains part of the historical canon; the later ending became the stronger final direction.
I am a Himbo. And I am free. Probably shirtless. Definitely sincere. Always down to help you move.